wordgasm

1. 22
   Aug
   

   double trouble

   There’s something weird going on and I don’t know why. The worst things that have been happening to me are recurring. A month ago, my dog bit me. And being the goddess of misfortune that I’ve turned out to be, it happened again last Thursday. Oh wow, how fucked up.

   As if that wasn’t enough, Friday night I was so faded that I literally just collapsed in my friend’s bathroom and hit my head on the hard tiles. OUCH. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Saturday afternoon, I slipped AGAIN this time in my own bathroom.

   Hell yeah, here comes the pain.