1. 11
    Mar

    I don’t deserve this

    and you don’t deserve me.

  2. 11
    Mar

    don’t worry, I won’t break up with you.

    I mean, why the hell would I give you the honor of being spoken to? Let’s just let silence rule over our world until everything dissolves into nothingness. Yes, everything. Even you and I. Kthxbye :)

  3. 19
    Feb
  4. 19
    Feb

    I had a date with my favorite person in the world

    myself :)

    I ate at my favorite restaurant

    Had iced caramel macchiato for a sweet ending

    and a massage to top it all off.

    To all y’all following me out there. Don’t forget that you don’t need anyone else (even more importantly not even a man) to make you feel swell and pampered. Once you know that you only need yourself to make yourself happy, then picking yourself up after every fall hereafter is just gonna be a piece of cake. <3

  5. 17
    Feb

    RAWR.

    Never whip a tiger unless you’re sure she’s really tamed.

  6. 3
    Feb

    Today should’ve been our 2nd anniversary.

  7. 52
    27
    Jan

    millicentmendoza:

    Well, do come to think of it. We’re all babies when we get our hearts broken. 

    Okay, I cried. I was gonna say something to the same effect but abby said it better.

    (Source: gangbadoy)

  8. 16
    Jan
  9. 2
    2
    Jan

    a rhyme worthy of your crime

    goodluck with your life

    and your bland boring wife

  10. 2
    Jan
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